Lance and I hold up a bank with guns that shoot guinea-pigs
Guinea Pigs. The two adult Guinea Pigs that live in my apartment (Photo credit: Wikipedia) “Nobody move!” I yell, holding the gun that shoots guinea-pigs up, stock to my shoulder. I can hear a faint...
View ArticleLance and I Break Out Of A Prison Where All The Guards Are Weasels
Image via Wikipedia The breakout is set for a quarter to one, the perfect time for a breakout. Although the guards in this prison are technically all weasels, the guy who’s on the night-shift for...
View ArticleLance and I discuss the bush baby moon-landings
Image via Wikipedia Our car rounds the corner, wheels screeching. Lance is annoyed, but his grinding teeth and sighs of ennui are drowned out by the frantic bleating coming from under the hood. The...
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